First of all I'd just like to update the status of my sugar daddy quest--the position is only temporarily available. As soon as Charlie gets his shiz together and makes millions, he will take the position. Sorry to disappoint, boys.
So I'm back home in the well chillin with the fam. You should all be insanely jealous because my family is the shit. Seriously. Me Victoria and the moms just took a dip in the hot tub to celebrate the new bathing suit that mom got me. We blared Victoria's iPod and talked and laughed until our eyes couldn't stand the burn from the chlorine any longer. Before that we had a nice family feast. The four of us devoured a pork tenderloin and the moms and I took care of a bottle of delicious red wine. Mmm. Basically dinner consisted of Victoria making fun of all of us and us all cracking up. Good times. I got ragged on for my hyena laugh (old news) and for being a bitch (also old news), but most of all I got ragged on for getting everything I want whenever I want it. Victoria FREAKED out because my mom said I could get a new laptop (eee heeeee). She proceeded to contort her ears and used her hoop earrings to hold them into their grotesque position. Me Paul and mom told her that it was gross and to stop and she screamed NOT UNTIL YOU TELL SARAH THAT SHE CANNOT HAVE WHATEVER SHE WANTS WHENEVER SHE WANTS IT!!! Um can you say jealousy? Mom obeyed and gave me the wink.
Tonight I was asked to prom. Go me...
I am OBSESSED with Soulja Boy's Kiss Me Thru The Phone. I bought it this morning and listened to it for an hour straight, then paused for classes but put that shit right back on for my entire drive from Athens to Roswell. And yes I am listening to it right now.
SIX SEVEN EIGHT TRIPLE NINE EIGHT TWO ONE TWOOOOOO
I just can't get enough.
This morning I had a Spanish test at 8am. I set my alarm for 5am to get up and study. I woke up at 8:05 when my roomie opened my door to see why I hadn't already left for class. I screamed FUCKKKK. Fast-forward 5 minutes later--we are in Ali's car rocking out to Asher Roth's "I Love College". Fast-forward once more to 8:15, when I strolled into Spanish looking a HOT mess. Probably something like this:
Sweet Fuad (who has given many a student hell over being late to class) greeted me with, "Buenos dias, Saraita!" and a wink. Didn't I tell you that we are in love? The test didn't start til 8:25 so all I had missed was him going over the homework that I didn't do. Seriously I love life.
After Spanish I braved the Family Housing bus because Ali says it takes her right by the house. FORTY FIVE MINUTES LATER I arrive back home. Besides, Family Housing attracts the strangest crowd. I counted 30 dining hall staff members!! It was like a big dining hall people hang out. F that. I will drive my car to pi phi thank you very much and hop my butt on the Mil Bus.
Oh and I found out that I passed my bio midterm! HOO-RAH. So now I can fully enjoy my hypomanic episodes. I'm pretty sure I was still deep into my episode this morning when I was rocking out to Asher Roth instead of some last-minute cramming or even stressing about being late.. but I think it faded over the course of the day. I'm not saying that Wiki lied to me, I'm just saying that I am special and my episodes only last a day and a half. Not my fault though because the stupid clouds decided to show up while I was locked up in the SLC for Linguistics. Awful timing, too, because then I didn't get to have my unwavering euphoria for stupid bio lab. Ughhhhhhhh come back to me hypomanic episode!! Come backkkkk
That is all for now.
You ARE the weakest link. GOODBYE.
peace love and 6789998212
