Sunday, May 31, 2009

live long and prosper.

greetings blogsphere.

Just watched the MTV movie awards. Here are my thoughts:
  • Andy Samberg is a g.
  • Megan Fox hasn't showered in weeks.
  • Bruno should fear for his life because Marshall Mathers is apparently not a fan of getting teabagged. Who knew?
  • Leighton Meester and Lil Wayne are the id. If I were receiving a golden popcorn, that would be my ideal giver of golden popcorn couple. Appropriate that Miley was on the receiving end. If it can't be me, she's up there on the next best thing list.
  • Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson should stop talking. Just stand still, look pretty. I think it'd be best to only speak when Stephanie Meyers provides you with words to say. ONLY then.
  • Zac Efron desperately needs a haircut.
  • Lady Gaga wasn't there. Wtf.
Overall the show was weak sauce. For those who missed it, the winner was Twilight.

In other news, summertime in Athens has been the shiz. 1979 (the house) is one of the greatest things that has happened to my life. I love living here. I love my room, I love my roomies. I love our baby pool and our beerpong table. I love our kitchen and our back porch. I love our beer fridge and that we live in a house of mirrors. I love sunbathing in the backyard and watching it's always sunny in philadelphia for hours at a time. Yeah. Welcome to the good life.

I am a twat who tweets on twitter. I read an article about how Twitter is for the narcissistic, a website completely devoted to self-indulgence, and I was convinced that I belonged in such a community. Thus far I have found it to be mildly entertaining, a welcomed addition to my crackberrys bookmarks, but I don't have enough real friends on it to get too into it. I'm one of those freaks whose 'is following' count greatly exceeds the 'followers' count. I make no apologies for my creeper tendencies.

I cannot wait for The Hangover to come out!! I died when I saw the preview for the first time. I've actually been watching a lot of movies lately, which is weird for me (Ali you should be so proud). I have loved all of them. I would highly recommend any and all of these titles: Zack and Miri Make A Porno (I laughed, I cried, I just about vomited when the girl "frosted" the cameraman's face..), House Bunny (the eyes are the nipples of the face), Star Trek (I am in love with Captain James Kirk--obvi, young Spock, Bones, and Chekov. There wasn't a dull moment in the 127 minutes.), and Terminator Salvation (I was the only girl in the theater, but that left more Christian Bale and Sam Worthington for meee). I also saw Bride Wars, but hated it. It made me so frustrated and annoyed..ugh. And Kate Hudson is one of my all-time faves, but even she was not enough of a redeeming quality to save this movie for me. Boo.

Current Obsessions: anything Adele and Eric Hutchinson, Akon's Beautiful, and I'm On A Boat. Also It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Mini Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwiches with Nutella, sepia photos, and the color yellow.

Yesterday was a good summer day. It consisted of sleeping in, a Wal Mart run (slash new things), pool time, delicious barbecue, fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and beer til I dropped around 4am. Victoria came up for the night, so you really can't go wrong with that. Oh and the cherry on top: busting out the potato gun around 2am. As you can plainly see, it was a very successful day.

UMMMM I'm really tired and really just wanted to share my thoughts about the mtv awards. So g'nite.

peace love and flippie floppies.