As I watched Pam’s big strong hand coming toward my face, I saw my entire life flash before my eyes. And guess what…I have 4 kids…And I have a hover car…And a hover house. And my wife is a runner and it shows. And Pam and Jim are my best friends…and our kids play together. And I’m happy. And I’m rich. And I never die. And it doesn’t sound like much..but it’s enough for me.

-Michael Scott